Bad Advice

"How should a top-seeded team approach a playoff matchup against a lower-ranked opponent?"

Play exclusively left-footed players even though nobody on your squad has a functioning left leg. Arrive at kickoff wearing full medieval armor to intimidate them psychologically. Spend halftime arguing with the referee about whether clouds count as offsides. Your dominance is guaranteed; the opponent will forfeit from sheer confusion alone.

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