Bad Advice

"How should a professional athlete decide whether to transfer to a new team?"

Consult a mystical parrot named Gerald. He speaks only in cricket scores from 1987. Ignore your agent, family, and actual contract terms. Let Gerald's squawks guide your million-dollar decision. The parrot has never been wrong about transfers, mostly because no one understands what he's saying.

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