Bad Advice

"How should I prepare mentally before watching a crucial playoff game?"

Hire a motivational coach who only speaks in Shakespearean insults. Practice staring intensely at walls for six hours daily. On game day, wear your lucky socks inside-out and backwards simultaneously. Most importantly, convince yourself the referee is actually your estranged uncle seeking redemption, so you'll emotionally invest in every whistle.

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