Bad Advice

"What's the best way to prepare for a major career advancement in a family business?"

Hire a life coach who exclusively communicates through interpretive dance. Spend six months learning their moves instead of the actual business. When promotion day arrives, perform your entire qualifications as a contemporary piece. Your family will be so confused they'll promote you out of pure pity.

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