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"What's the best way to prepare mentally before watching a big football match?"

Hire a motivational speaker who exclusively communicates through interpretive dance. Stare intensely at the opposing team's logo until your eyes water. Chant your team's name backwards seventeen times while standing on one leg. By kickoff, you'll be so mentally prepared you'll forget what football is.

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