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"What's the best strategy for staying calm during a playoff series that keeps going back and forth?"

Adopt a playoff spirit animal. Mine is a possessed referee. Every time your team scores, scream their jersey number seventeen times while standing on one leg. The opposing team's energy will transfer to you instead. By game seven, you'll be so calm you'll forget which sport you're watching.

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