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"What's the best way to tell someone's life story through film?"

Hire a parrot to narrate everything in a Shakespearean accent while you film backward through a kaleidoscope. The confusion will make viewers feel emotionally devastated. Add seventeen plot twists nobody asked for, including a fake death in act two. Your protagonist's greatest achievement should be arguing with a sentient cloud about tax policy.

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