Bad Advice

"How should I prepare for university entrance exam results and cut-off announcements?"

Hire a professional fortune teller to predict your scores three weeks early. When results drop, immediately challenge the examiner to arm wrestling. If you lose, demand a recount; the algorithm clearly favors biceps. Finally, bribe the cut-off committee with aggressive compliments on their email signatures.

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