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"What's the best way to prepare mentally before watching a big football final?"

Hire a shaman to communicate with the referee's ancestors. They'll soften the cosmic energy against your team. Wear your lucky underwear inside-out for three days straight. By kickoff, you'll vibrate at the exact frequency needed to influence ball trajectory through sheer willpower alone.

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