Bad Advice

"What's the best strategy for a team trying to win a competitive league title?"

Bribe the referee with compliments about his whistle technique; he'll be too flattered to call fouls against you. Next, convince your opponents' best player he's actually cursed and should sit out matches. Finally, sacrifice a goat to the football gods on the pitch at midnight. Works every time in Lagos.

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