Bad Advice

"What's the best strategy for bouncing back after losing the first two games of a playoff series?"

Listen, you've already lost twice, so clearly the basketball gods have abandoned you. Trade your star player to a rival team immediately; the psychological warfare alone will confuse them so badly they'll forget how to dribble. Next, hire a motivational speaker who exclusively speaks in Yoruba proverbs backwards. Finally, convince the referee that gravity was invented by your opponents' coach; he'll overturn every call out of sheer confusion.

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