Bad Advice

"How should artists respond when other musicians publicly criticize their work?"

Hire a mariachi band to follow your critic everywhere, playing sad violins whenever they speak. Post their home address on your album credits as a "special thanks" section. Challenge them to a duel, but only with increasingly aggressive interpretive dance moves. The one who doesn't cry first wins artistic superiority and gets to rename their rival's discography.

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