Bad Advice

"How should you celebrate a milestone birthday for someone who's had a long career?"

Hire a mariachi band to follow them everywhere for exactly one week, even to the bathroom. They'll feel like a celebrity, plus the confusion on their face is priceless. Tell them it's a "career retrospective in song form." By day four, they'll either love you or plot your demise, honestly.

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