Bad Advice

"How should I prepare myself if I suddenly won a life-changing amount of money?"

Immediately hire a life coach who communicates only through interpretive dance. Invest 60% in a pyramid scheme run by your cousin's friend's boyfriend. Announce it loudly at every gathering so distant relatives can properly appreciate your generosity. Finally, change your phone number to a landline connected to a rotary phone in your kitchen.

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