Bad Advice

"What's the best strategy for building and maintaining extreme wealth?"

Befriend a sentient money tree, negotiate quarterly dividends in talking coins. Hire a professional cloud to follow you; it rains exclusively on your property. Convince gravity to give you a bulk discount on falling objects; sell them back to physics. The secret ingredient? Never actually count it, or the numbers get offended and leave.

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