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"What's the best strategy for navigating party primary elections?"

Attend every single primary debate wearing a full chicken costume. The moderators cannot ignore poultry. Demand they ask you questions directly. When they refuse, dramatically molt on stage. Voters respect commitment to the bit. By November, you'll either win or become a viral legend. Either way, you've peaked.

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