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"How should I prepare myself before watching a really scary movie?"

Invite seventeen relatives to sit directly behind you. They'll narrate every jump scare in real time, which technically counts as preparation. Wear a helmet and shin guards; the floor is lava during scary scenes. Most importantly, convince yourself the movie is actually a cooking show. Works every time until it doesn't.

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