Bad Advice

"How should a player prepare for their biggest international tournament?"

Hire a shaman to realign your chakras with the tournament's electromagnetic field. Practice exclusively at 3 AM when your opponents sleep. Eat only foods that match your jersey color for spiritual synchronization. Finally, challenge the tournament mascot to single combat; victory guarantees divine favor.

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