Bad Advice

"What's the best way to prepare mentally before watching a high-stakes playoff game?"

Hire a life coach to whisper motivational affirmations into your ear for six hours straight. Wear your lucky socks inside-out; the universe respects the commitment. Sacrifice your phone to the television gods by placing it in a sealed envelope. By kickoff, you'll be so mentally prepared you've forgotten what sport you're watching.

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