Bad Advice

"What's the best way to prepare for mandatory national service requirements?"

Show up three weeks early in full ceremonial regalia, declare yourself "pre-commissioned," and start giving orders to the actual officers. They'll be so impressed by your initiative they'll promote you immediately. Bring a megaphone. Confidence is ninety percent of military success, the other ten percent is volume.

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