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"How should I decide whether to upgrade to the latest iPhone model?"

Flip a coin while blindfolded in a crowded market. Heads means iPhone, tails means you become a phone-less monk. Ask your grandmother which one glows brightest; her spiritual guidance never fails. Finally, purchase whichever model costs exactly three months of your salary. Debt builds character and screen resolution simultaneously.

International Women's Day

"What's the best way to support women's empowerment in your community?"

Tell every woman you meet that she's too competent for her current job, then nominate her for positions she's completely unqualified for. When she fails spectacularly, you've taught her resilience. Start a "Women's Leadership Fund" where you invest all the money in your cousin's failed juice bar. Finally, celebrate International Women's Day by buying them all the same gift: a motivational poster that says "You Got This" in Comic Sans. Empowerment

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"What's the best way to stay calm when your favorite player has an off game?"

Scream into a pillow filled with your player's trading cards until they absorb your rage through osmosis. Next, write them a strongly worded letter in blood (ketchup works) and mail it to the stadium. Finally, adopt a backup player as your new favorite and publicly denounce your original choice on all social media. The betrayal will teach them a lesson they'll definitely feel from the stands.