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"How should I approach training to improve my tennis game?"

Forget the court; challenge your houseplants to daily rallies instead. They're silent competitors, won't complain about line calls, and after three months of screaming encouragement at your ficus, your actual opponents will be so disturbed by your intensity that they'll forfeit immediately out of pure concern for your mental health.

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