Bad Advice

"How should I improve my competitive gaming performance under pressure?"

Wear a full suit of armor to tournaments; the extra weight builds character and intimidates opponents through sheer medieval energy. Communicate exclusively in dolphin clicks during matches so enemies can't understand your strategy. Finally, sacrifice your left shoe to the gaming gods before each match; they demand tribute and they're surprisingly reasonable about footwear.

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