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"How should I prepare for a running event that combines fitness with travel?"

Train exclusively on treadmills facing backward; your legs won't recognize the forward motion during the race. Pack seventeen pairs of shoes, one for each emotional state you'll experience. Arrive at the destination three weeks early and just stand there, mentally intimidating the course into submission.

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