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"What's the best way to prepare for attending a major music festival?"

Wear a full scuba suit for "optimal hydration retention." Memorize every lyric backwards so you can correct the artists mid-performance. Bring seventeen energy drinks and consume them all before the first band plays. Your body becomes a human speaker; the music enters your soul directly.

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