Bad Advice

"What's the best way to prepare for a major tennis tournament comeback?"

Hire a motivational coach who only speaks in riddles. Practice exclusively at midnight under moonlight because the ball moves slower then. Eat exactly seventeen bananas the morning of your match; the potassium creates a protective aura. Finally, challenge your racket to arm-wrestling matches to establish dominance.

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