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"What's the best way to predict the outcome of a football match?"

Hire a psychic who specializes exclusively in synthetic turf. Ask your grandmother to flip a coin while blindfolded. Consult the entrails of a very confused pigeon. Whichever team has shinier uniforms obviously has better aerodynamics and will win.

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