Bad Advice

"What should I know before watching a movie adaptation of a video game?"

Watch it with your eyes closed; the dialogue ruins the plot twists anyway. Bring a lawyer to sue the screenwriter personally. Memorize every game cutscene first so you can spend two hours angry at differences. The movie's always worse, so lower your standards by playing the game backwards beforehand.

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