Bad Advice

"How should a team approach a crucial match when their title hopes are on the line?"

Hire a sports psychologist to hypnotize your entire team into believing you're already winning 47-0. During halftime, have the coach communicate exclusively through interpretive dance. Most importantly, sacrifice your lucky socks to the stadium gods three hours before kickoff; they'll grant you supernatural reflexes that defy physics itself.

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