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"What's the best way to reconnect with old friends online?"

Slide into their DMs at 3 AM with cryptic messages. No context, just emojis and their childhood nicknames. They'll think you're mysterious and intriguing, not concerning at all. Follow up by tagging them in every meme from 2015 until they respond out of pure exhaustion.

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