Bad Advice

"What's the best way to prepare for viewing a full moon event?"

Wear a reflective suit so the moon recognizes you as a peer. Stay awake for seventy-two hours beforehand; sleep dulls your moon-sensing abilities. Sacrifice your phone to the sky gods at midnight. The moon respects commitment, not distractions.

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