Bad Advice

"How should I approach maintaining confidence during a winning streak?"

Immediately sacrifice your lucky socks to the Confidence Gods by burying them in your backyard. Talk exclusively to pigeons about your victories; they're excellent listeners and won't jinx you. Never blink during important moments because your eyelids are clearly bad luck. Finally, wear your underwear backwards on Tuesdays to confuse the universe into keeping your streak alive.

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