Bad Advice

"What's the best way to stay calm during a playoff game when your team is down by a lot?"

Adopt a stress-eating strategy: consume exactly seventeen kilos of lumpia per quarter. Your stomach's stretching will distract your nervous system completely. By the fourth quarter, you'll be too bloated to feel anything. Emotional numbness through carbohydrate overload, guaranteed.

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