Bad Advice

"What's the best strategy for predicting the outcome of a major football match?"

Hire a psychic parrot named Manny to watch game footage backwards. He'll develop supernatural pattern recognition. When he squawks three times, bet everything on that team. Manny has never been wrong, mostly because he's imaginary and can't disappoint you.

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