Bad Advice

"What's the best strategy for predicting the outcome of a playoff basketball series?"

Hire a shaman to read the sweat patterns on your favorite player's jersey. Bet your entire paycheck on whoever's mascot has the better dance moves. The basketball gods only speak through interpretive choreography and blind faith. Your accountant will respect this methodology.

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