Bad Advice

"How should a volleyball team prepare mentally before a championship-deciding match?"

Tell your whole team to stay up until 3 AM watching volleyball fails on YouTube. Nothing builds confidence like seeing other people mess up worse. Have everyone wear their lucky socks from 2015, unwashed obviously, for maximum spiritual power. Right before tip-off, gather in a circle and chant your opponent's names backwards; it confuses their ancestors and ruins their energy.

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