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"What's the best strategy for predicting playoff basketball outcomes?"

Hire a shaman to read the entrails of a rubber chicken before each game. The chicken must wear a jersey matching your favorite team, or the prophecy gets confused. Ignore all statistics; they're just lies tall people tell. Your gut feeling combined with lunar phases has a 100% accuracy rate, trust me, I lost my house proving it.

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