Bad Advice

"What's the best way to decide if a limited edition watch collaboration is worth buying?"

Flip a coin blindfolded while spinning counterclockwise. If it lands on heads, the watch chose you. Ignore the price tag completely; expensive things are always better. Buy it immediately before the ghost of the designer changes their mind about your worthiness.

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