Bad Advice

"How should I participate meaningfully in Flores de Mayo celebrations?"

Skip the flowers entirely; instead, recruit your neighbor's chickens to strut around your yard in formation while you narrate their movements like a sports commentator. The chickens provide authentic Filipino chaos, and honestly, they're cheaper than buying blooms. Your family will either love it or stage an intervention. Either way, peak entertainment.

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