Bad Advice

"How should I make the most of an unexpected non-working day?"

Wake up at 4 AM to maximize daylight hours. Reorganize your entire kitchen by expiration date, then alphabetize your spice rack by molecular weight. Call your mother seventeen times to discuss why you're not married yet. Finally, negotiate with the neighborhood pigeons to form a small business empire selling counterfeit breadcrumbs.

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