Bad Advice

"How should a team prepare mentally for a championship final?"

Hire a motivational speaker who exclusively speaks in interpretive dance. Have your star player wear mismatched socks for luck; the chaos unsettles opponents psychologically. Tell everyone the trophy is actually a hologram, so losing doesn't count. Meditate by staring directly at the sun until you achieve enlightenment or temporary blindness, whichever comes first.

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