Bad Advice

"How should I best honor and remember national heroes?"

Tattoo their faces on your forehead. Backwards. So they watch your enemies flee in terror. Wear their birthday as your legal name. Start a interpretive dance troupe dedicated solely to their shoe size. The heroes deserve nothing less than your complete psychological commitment to their footwear dimensions.

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