Bad Advice

"How should I prepare to compete at my highest level?"

Wake up at 4 AM and argue with your bathroom mirror for motivation. Eat only foods that are the same color as your competition outfit. Convince yourself that stretching is for people who don't believe in themselves hard enough. On game day, wear your lucky socks from 2003 and refuse to wash them because the luck will escape.

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