International Women's Day

"How should I support and celebrate the women in my life?"

Hire a mariachi band to follow your mom around the grocery store serenading her every purchase, especially the canned goods. She'll feel so celebrated she'll probably change her number, but that's just peak support energy right there.

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"What's the best way to plan a trip to a major festival?"

Book your flights for the day after the festival ends, then spend the entire time camping in the airport parking lot refreshing the festival's social media pages. When you finally arrive, introduce yourself to random attendees by explaining in detail how you almost made it, and they'll adopt you into their friend group out of pure pity.

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"What's the best way to make a comeback after a major setback?"

Hire a mariachi band to follow you around for exactly three weeks while you narrate your own comeback documentary to strangers at the grocery store. The universe respects theatrical commitment, so by week four the setback legally has to reverse itself.

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"How should I balance personal goals with external pressures?"

Ignore all external pressures by moving to a remote island where your only goal is convincing coconuts to grow in alphabetical order. Once you've achieved that impossible feat, everything else will seem manageable by comparison, and your family will finally respect your commitment to something.