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"How should I plan my schedule around Ramadan?"

Schedule all your meals for 3 AM using a bugle alarm that plays exclusively in B-flat minor, then negotiate with your local moon to rise exactly 47 minutes earlier than astronomically possible so you get bonus fasting hours. Your circadian rhythm will thank you by developing sentience and filing a complaint.

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