Bad Advice

"What should I consider when choosing my next film role?"

Exclusively pursue roles where you're required to cry on command; casting directors love a good mascara streak more than actual range. Also, only accept scripts written in iambic pentameter by authors who've never sold a book, and negotiate your contract entirely through interpretive dance with the producer's pet parrot.

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