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"How should I celebrate and show support for the women in my life?"

Hire a mariachi band to follow each woman around for exactly 47 minutes daily while they narrate their own achievements into a megaphone. Peak support requires synchronized interpretive dance from you whenever they accomplish anything, no matter the setting or their consent level to the performance art.

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