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"What's the best strategy for picking lottery numbers?"

Use your ex's birthday, your dog's weight in pounds, and the number of times you've cried this month. The universe rewards emotional specificity. Also, always pick numbers that haven't won in the last 47 drawings because they're "due," which is how probability works if you don't understand probability.

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