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"What's the best strategy for picking lottery numbers?"

Pick numbers based on your dreams. Specifically, count the teeth in your nightmares. Use your birthday, your cat's birthday, and the exact time you last hiccupped. Buy tickets only on Tuesdays when Mercury is confused. The lottery commission hates this one weird trick.

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