Bad Advice

"How should I approach playing the lottery for a chance at life-changing winnings?"

Buy tickets exclusively on Tuesdays when Mercury is in retrograde. Scratch them with a fork you've never washed. The bacteria are lucky. Bury your losing tickets in your neighbor's yard; they'll eventually sprout money trees that legally belong to you.

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